Armitage on the pull

A friend (yeh, right) of James Armitage has told us that the 3rd XI beefcake has been widening his social circle. Only recently recovered from the shame of his behaviour at the club captain�s wedding, he further underlined the reputation of Uppingham by pulling the bride�s sister at another function. Last week he reportedly went on a date arranged via one of those rather suspect internet sites and was so smitten that he delivered 100 red roses to the young lady�s offices the next day. Armitage was given the chance to buy this website�s silence but declined.