Summer baby boom

The OCHC summer baby-boom continues with Will and Katie Stephens producing Abigail Olivia on June 16, followed two days later by Tomas Jay to Paul and Tanya Barr. On May 22, Louis and Julie Strover had a second son, Justin Jon.

Females now outnumbering males following the arrival of Alice Rosie Tabor at 4.44pm on Wednesday August 6 (5lbs 13 ozs). Proud father Ian reports that she took the the stick like a natural. "She certainly likes to practice her dribbling though her ball (or should that be bowel?) control still needs some work. It's hoped that she will be available for the start of the 2004/05 season." Her mum, Tikki, hopes to join the ladies squad soon having completed her move from Barnes before the transfer window closed.

Norris gets spliced

On Sunday August 18 women all over Surrey wept as Tony Norris and Tonya Jones were finally wed after a whirlwind 10-year romance. Tony denied that he was under the thumb but did admit that from now on he wishes to be known as Tony Norris-Jones.